The Lair of Dr. Goon

Shipping, returns and privacy

Shipping

We ship to addresses in the United States only. Shipping is free. Every card goes out sleeved, in a top loader, with tracking, usually within three business days of payment.

Returns

Each card is one of a kind and sold as shown in its photos, so sales are final. If a card arrives damaged, message us in our Discord within 7 days of delivery with a photo and we will make it right.

Payment

Payments go through PayPal. We never see your card or bank details.

Privacy

We keep the shipping address you give us and the email PayPal sends us so we can ship your card. Both are deleted 60 days after it ships. We do not sell or share them, and the store sets no tracking cookies.

Adult art

Some cards show adult art. They stay hidden until a visitor confirms they are 18 or older.